It's kind of like Christmas in July. We'll call it Lebronmas. Which makes tonight Lebronmas Eve. All the hype and "hoop"la has inspired yours truly to pen a poem. I hope this gets you further into the Free Agency holiday spirit.
Twas the night before Lebron's choice and all through the land,
All the fans will be stirring, wondering of the King's ransom demand.
All the Jerseys will be hung by the chimney with care,
With hopes that Lebron will pick theirs to wear.
Fans of teams with a chance will be anything but snug in their beds,
Tossing and turning with visions of No. 6 jerseys dancing in their heads.
Will it be the Garden? Will it be South Beach? Will he stay home?
Will it be Chicago? Will it be Newark? Where will he roam?
We're just a day away from this insanity coming to an end,
Where one human being will DEFINITELY make more than he can ever spend.
Merry Lebronmas everyone, and to all a good night!