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Awww come on now, you are still mad about the Turkey/Armenian thing...I didn't reply after Bush invited the Dalai Lama to the US, I figured Qwik and everyone else just saw the total irony of the situation, and let it go to rest. I mean, yes it is incredible, that Congress would recognize the genocide of a race in a time of war, but come on, why would Bush invite some gut that has publicly said he wants to destroy China to the White House? Why stop there, he will stay a while get a few medals.

Or is this the secret fifth grader ploy...You like a girl and hit her with a spit ball, or your friend tells her, you like her, so you run to another girl and spill ink on her dress, just to prove you don't like the other girl? Can our foreign policy, be this simple?

Yes it can. I can even hear Bush talking,

Well you see Turkey, or you turkeys, as I like to call you, even though, us Americanians, know you just did what you had to be done, (wink wink), we want you to know that this was not a concert effort to upset you, and let me tell you what, I sure hate operas. So to make you turkeys ( we eat turkeys for thanksgiving, but not the people, the bird) feel better, we have decided to show you we can nag on China as well, we have invited over that deli Lamb guy, he has a deli, but I like Turkey more than Lamb, so chances are if you opened a deli, I would be eating at your deli, but in the interest of freedom. We feel, really sticking it to the Chinese will help you see how we are devoted to the loyalties of the things you do for us. Now that I think about it, we also eat chinese here ( the food, not the people), and you usually get a fortune cookie, I once got one that said, your lucky numbers are, heck they were printed upside down, so I just threw that defective cookie away, As I was saying, to show our deep regret, for accusing you (turkeys) of genocide, and our complete understanding that our national Holiday..Thanksgiving, has led to the slaughter of Billions of Turkeys, We will no longer celebrate thanksgiving with turkeys, Unless you are the people of turkey, than you will be invited to celebrate with us, but we will not serve you turkey, the food, unless that is what you want to eat. In closing, I think it is important we continue a fruitful Diagonal, before you make any rash decisions, I had a rash once, it itched for days, momma put a balm on it, and it cleared up in a few hours, so let us try to put that balm on our rash..

PS. Don't Invade Iraq, I already did....