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This is a very troubling time for Yankee fans, we are defeated or un-winned (my word, don't try reusing). I know starting the season 0-3 is very difficult, but follow these three steps, and everything will be Meredith Marakovitz (fineeeee). 

1. Remember its a Long Season. Last time Yanks were 0-3? 1998. What happened in 1998? Yanks won some games, ummm alot.

2. Break Something. Even though it is a long season, losing to the Rays stinks. You need to get that aggression out, find something not too expensive and mash it. I just totaled my Chevy (got a porsche in the garage, thanks megamillions)

3. Drink ALCOHOL. Let me be clear here, I am not referring to rubbing alcohol, I am not a doctor, but that seems foolish.  By the time you wake up, Yanks will have swept the O's. 

Words to live by.

Apr 8, 2012 -- 5:40PM, Tampayanke21 wrote:

Step one- Duct tape Girardi to a pole in the clubhouse so he can stay out of the way and let his team be successfull.

Done....

I see you skipped right to step 3 before posting. Good call.

Now I have to listen to clueless fans in Tampa talking **** since its "cool" to be a Rays fan this weekend. Now it might take until Friday to have 10K fans at the game instead of Monday.  Thank god its a long season....

Apr 8, 2012 -- 6:13PM, AussieYank wrote:

oh well a new season and we lose the first series to a second rate team................ thank god we've got more to play

 A second rate team that has made it to the post season 4 out of the last five years..