This is a very troubling time for Yankee fans, we are defeated or un-winned (my word, don't try reusing). I know starting the season 0-3 is very difficult, but follow these three steps, and everything will be Meredith Marakovitz (fineeeee).
1. Remember its a Long Season. Last time Yanks were 0-3? 1998. What happened in 1998? Yanks won some games, ummm alot.
2. Break Something. Even though it is a long season, losing to the Rays stinks. You need to get that aggression out, find something not too expensive and mash it. I just totaled my Chevy (got a porsche in the garage, thanks megamillions)
3. Drink ALCOHOL. Let me be clear here, I am not referring to rubbing alcohol, I am not a doctor, but that seems foolish. By the time you wake up, Yanks will have swept the O's.
Now I have to listen to clueless fans in Tampa talking **** since its "cool" to be a Rays fan this weekend. Now it might take until Friday to have 10K fans at the game instead of Monday. Thank god its a long season....
Well at least the Yankees aren't alone in last place. Boston lost again with the help of 2 former Yankees. Both Aceves and Melacon gave up 3 runs each. The Yankees will try to play spoilers tomorrow against the 1st place Orioles.
"Never seen a payroll on a ring" "Leave the gun, take the cannoli "