Dr. Hook - Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball - YouTube  

 

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball Tonight at the freakers hall And you know, you're invited one and all
Come on babies grease your lips Grab your hats and swing your hips Don't forget to bring your whips We're going to the freakers ball
Blow your whistle and bang your gong Roll up something to take along It feels so good it must be wrong We're freakin at the freakers ball
Where all the **** and the ***** they're boogyin' together The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"
The FBI are dancing with the junkies All the straights, are swinging with the funkies Across the floor and up the wall We're freakin at the freakers ball Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball
Everybody's kissing each other Brother with sister, son with mother Smear my body up with butter Take me to the freakers ball
Pass that roach please and pour the wine I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine I'm gonna boogie till i go blind We're freakin at the freakers ball
White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"
Everybody's ballin' in batches Pyromaniacs striking matches I'm gonna itch me where it scratches Freaking at the freakers ball