Recently, Jose Bautista, near has-been & spokesman of the Big Papi Vitman Shack Inc., pulled off another classic display of mentally challenged , er, infantle boasting, er, I mean progressive celebration that had all the conditioned talking heads applauding his boorish, er, cool behavior. Now, I know my outdated traditional view is not allowed, er, being transitioned into the correct thinking by my baseball betters in the media but perhaps there little enforced evolution of acceptable baseball attitudes might have hit a huge problem in the newest Yankee rising star. 

Meet Aaron Judge a larger than life figure proving more than capable of hitting the ball farther than likes of Bonds, Sosa or Ortiz and without a hint of PED use. Playing