I will talk about my new stadium blanket that I got when I subscribed to MLB Insiders Club magazine.

I can't believe how happy this little bit of fabric made me, when it came in the mail. I felt a level of excitement that surpassed the feeling I had when I found my mint-flavored, cruelty-free, MLB-certified New York Yankees lip balm in my local Duane Reade. The blanket is very cozy, which will come in handy when we are all sitting in the stadium during the World Series this coming October, sipping our hot chocolate, congratulating ourselves on another great year in Yankees history while simultaneously dreading the end of baseball season.

Alas, the upload some how managed to turn the image into a horizontal, so my apologies for the neck strain.

And thanks for enduring the paraphernalia giddiness.

But I have to say that my posts are not going to be about ERAs, BAPIBS, DERs or even UERAs because I have no idea what the heck those are or what they mean. I did not study statistics in college.

HOWEVER! I ardently love my Bronx Boys so I am going to react and talk about Yankees news like the beguiled, besotted, bewitched, captivated, enamored, enraptured, foolish, smitten woman that I am.

You have been warned.