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Charleston RiverDogs Have Unique Breed for Obama Family Dog
13 years ago  ::  Feb 04, 2009 - 3:56PM #1
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CHARLESTON, SC - President Barack Obama is all about new, fresh ideas. Now that he and his family have settled into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue the Charleston RiverDogs want to present the Obama's with a unique breed for their new family pet, Charlie the RiverDog.

Charlie has made a name for himself with the RiverDogs, the Class-A affiliate of the New York Yankees in the South Atlantic League, delighting fans of all ages for 15 seasons (105 dog years). His experience in front of family will come in handy around the White House, not just with the Obama's, but with secret service agents, heads of state and the media.

While not technically a labradoodle or Portuguese water dog, Charlie is one-of-a kind and most importantly, a certified rescue dog which should sit well with the First Lady. On top of that, the many people walking around the White House won't have to worry about stepping in any "unfortunate accidents" because Charlie comes completely housetrained.

"We know bringing a new pet into the White House is a difficult decision, but the first family needs to look no further than Charlie for the perfect companion," said RiverDogs General Manager Dave Echols. "He has all the attributes you'd want including the fact he rarely barks. His ability to hula dance should also bring back memories of the President's childhood years."

President and Mrs. Obama made the fist bump hip and popular during the road to the White House and Charlie is prepared to help them take it to the next level with some "booty bumping." During Presidential dinners Charlie can help bring smiles to foreign heads of state with his impressive array of dance moves to nearly any type of music. The fun everyone will have at these dinners may help international diplomacy efforts. On a local level, since Charlie comes from a red state, he can possibly help bridge the gap between Democrats and Republicans.

Every parent knows how important education is for their children and Charlie will be front and center helping both daughters with their homework while also keeping them active as they chase him around the White House lawn.

While RiverDogs fans and staff will be disappointed to see Charlie go after all his loyal seasons entertaining large crowds at Joseph P. Riley, Jr. Park, they understand there isn't a more perfect pet to serve as first dog.
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